I HATE THE BOSTON CELTICS I HATE WOMEN BOXING REFS I HATE PEOPLE FOR 'NO TUITION' I HATE ROCK STARS WHO WEAR 1 WHITE GLOVE AS A GIMMICK TO SELL RECORDS I HATE EXPENSIVE BEER PRICES I HATE PEOPLE WHO OWN $1900 WORTH OF SKI CLOTHES AND CAN'T SKI I HATE PEOPLE FROM THE EAST COAST MOVING TO L.A. I HATE THE CHICAGO CUBS I HATE NATIONS THAT BARBWIRE THEIR PEOPLE IN 'FOR THEIR OWN PROTECTION' I HATE TESTS ON MONDAYS I HATE 'GENUINE EUROPEAN FLAVOUR' FOOD THAT'S PROCESSED IN CLEVELAND I HATE NEO-NAZI'S I HATE WRITING THANK YOU NOTES FOR MONEY THAT WAS SENT AS A TAX WRITE OFF I HATE DESIGNER CLOTHES I HATE LOUD MUFFLERED VEE-HIH-CLES I HATE PEOPLE WHO SAY VEE-HIH-CLES I HATE 'I LOVE NEW YORK' SHIRTS I HATE BEING BEHIND DIESEL OLD LADY DRIVERS WHO DON'T LET YOU PASS I HATE WARM CLOUDY DAYS I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK AFFIRMATIVE ACTION ISN'T REVERSE DISCRIMINATION I HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T YELL AT THE VISITING TEAM I HATE COMMERCIALS I HATE FLYS I HATE HOLLYWOOD PHONY BALONIES I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL TRASHMEN: 'APPLIED SANITATION ENGINEERS' I HATE BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS I HATE THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS I HATE DISCO I HATE SPORTS ON PLASTIC GRASS IN DOMED STADIUMS I HATE MOST SHOWS ON CHANNEL 13 I HATE NON COTTON CLOTHING I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK EVERY SUPERBOWL WINNING COACH IS A GENIUS I HATE PEOPLE WHO SELL SCREWDRIVERS TO THE GOVERNMENT FOR $7000 I HATE HANGOVERS I HATE 'EARN YOUR ENGINEERING DEGREE IN 3 WEEKS' TRADE SCHOOLS I HATE ALL NEW YORK TEAMS I HATE ANYTHING THAT'S 'NEW AND IMPROVED' I HATE CHEERLEADERS I HATE OVER-EXCITED P.A. ANNOUNCERS I HATE MAKE UP I HATE TRAFFIC JAMS I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARGUE ABOUT HOW MUCH MORE MEMORY HIS 41CX HAS I HATE PEOPLE WHO TELL ME TO TURN MY STEREO DOWN I HATE PEOPLE WHO BOTHER ME WITH THEIR LOUD STEREOS I HATE BUSING I HATE ALL PHILADELPHIA TEAMS I HATE WET MATCHES I HATE PERFUME I HATE PEOPLE WHO GO TO HOCKEY GAMES JUST TO SEE FIGHTS I HATE SOAP OPERAS I HATE THAT 'KNOWLEDGEABLE OWNER' IN ANAHIEM THAT DESTROYED THE RAMS I HATE JEWELRY I HATE THE ONES WITH SHEMP IN THEM I HATE SPORTS PAGES THAT PERMANENTLY INK-BLACKEN YOUR HANDS I HATE CATS I HATE PEOPLE WHO TORTURE BIG DOGS BY KEEPING THEM IN TINY BACKYARDS I HATE SMALL DOGS I HATE TOKEN BIG MOUTH WOMEN POLITICIANS I HATE STEREO SALESMEN I HATE SALESMAN I HATE FAIR WEATHERED FANS I HATE FAKE HAIRPIECES I HATE THE DALLAS COWBOYS I HATE RELIGIOUS FANATICS I HATE ANY TEAM THAT HAS BROWN AS ONE OF ITS TEAM COLORS I HATE WELFARE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO SNEEZE WHEN YOU NEED TO I HATE FORGETTING MY RADIO OR BINOCULARS AT SPORTING EVENTS I HATE NECKTIES I HATE THE ACADEMY AWARDS I HATE SO-CALLED 'MODERN EPICS' WHICH ARE REALLY LUSTY MARRIAGE ENDERS I HATE LOCAL SPORTS SELLOUTS THAT ARE BLACKED OUT I HATE SEEING RED LIGHTS IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR I HATE PEOPLE WHO THINK SPORTS INVOLVING HORSES ARE REALLY SPORTS I HATE THE BRAND THAT'S BEING COMPARED TO 'THE LEADING BRAND' I HATE JOB INTERVIEWERS THAT REMIND YOU OF GESTAPO AGENTS I HATE BONY FISH I HATE SOCIETIES THAT BELIEVE MORE CHILDREN MEANS LESS STARVATION I HATE COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE I HATE WHEN TAPES GET EATEN I HATE BEING BROKE ON FRIDAY I HATE LONG MASSES BEFORE GOOD FOOTBALL GAMES I HATE ANYBODY WHO THINKS THEIR CULTURED IF THEY EAT SNAILS I HATE KELPY BEACHES I HATE BASEBALL GAMES CALLED DUE TO RAIN I HATE SHAVING I HATE THE MIAMI DOLPHINS I HATE NO BEER BEING SOLD IN THE BLEACHERS I HATE 'POOR UNSUPPORTED AMATEUR' ATHLETES THAT DRIVE PORSCHES I HATE PUBLIC SWIMMING POOLS I HATE PEOPLE WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR C.O.1985