++* Sexual Preferences *++ 
              Of Users That  
            We All Know Well  
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         Written By: Teeny Bopper
                          &
                       Surf Rat

       ...An Anarchy Inc. File...


The American: Communist Women
The Jackyl: Anything that Moves
Champion Eternal: 70 year old women
                  and up.
The Sabre: Young Little Girls
The Daredevil: Small Barnyard Animals
Surf Rat: Blonde 14 year old cheer-
          Leaders          
Teeny Bopper: Young British 
              Pop stars and mods.
Havoc T. Chaos: Rutebegas
Matt Ackeret: Fire Hydrants
The Quazar: Large Stiff Snails
Dragon Lord: Turtles
Rod Serling: Mental Patients
Princess Leia: Barbie Dolls
Enchantress: Anything in the back-
             seat of a mustang.
Modem Uzer: N/A
The Sheik: Motor Queens
Kid Vicious: Anything in Leather
The Anarchist: Aligator Clips
Alexander of Atlantis: Breakers
Piranna Fish: Anything that kicks
Olympic Goddess: Ken Dolls
The fissure: Star Wars Figures
Lambda Boy: Little Boys
Lord Omega: Stoners
Inver Brass: Female Pheds
The Oracle: Godesses
Eric C. Thomspon: Zucchini
Darc Deathe: Northern Women
Ruby Tuesday: Bearded Men
Blue Adept: Blonde Detectives
The Aussie: Sea Lions
The Saracen: Fast Women
King Arthur: Ladies of The evening
The Unbuckler: Zippers and Buckles
WolVerInE LogAN: Shift Keys
Terri Pryde(?): Bikers
The Moon Roach: Tripple Breasted 
                Whores from Eroticon
                six.

Well..Give more suggestions! Coming
soon! Favorite Sexual Positions of
Users by Teeny and Surf.

Anarchy Inc:
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              Anarchy Inc.
          "...We take cares of
           our own..."


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